Awesome stuff!

My fiance bought a lot of magnets from www.zenmagnets.com and the item had just been sent today. Their sent notification email goes like this:

"After a rigorous 4 step process of verifying the quality and consistency of each and every magnet, we donned silk gloves and placed it into a sacred padded envelope made of magic and lined with Unicorn fur, sealed the envelope with an adhesive made from strands of Gypsy hair, and wrapped the whole thing in a snazzy looking faux gold leaf paper, with elm leaf inlay from Costco. Unfortunately, by the time it gets to you, all of that fancy stuff will likely have been picked clean by the greedy postal service employees. Please don't be surprised to see just a plain padded envelope."

Now that's an idea if you're an online seller! What a fun alternative to a boring "your item had been shipped" email notification! Totally worth the read!!!